*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
468997 ★ 9 months ago via , source
  1. iluvdancing reblogged this from livelifefighting
  2. why-dont-u-luv-me reblogged this from this-is-it-im-getting-fit
  3. imaginary-chilly reblogged this from turnntechgodhead
  4. kurokonnichiwa reblogged this from kurokonobasketweaving
  5. foreverandtothemoon reblogged this from amorteforever
  6. refuse-to-sink16 reblogged this from cockmelody
  7. xblackxjackx reblogged this from theamazingpieceofshit
  8. shehidbehindhersmiles reblogged this from fuck-yourflamingos
  9. sixfeetunderthestarssss reblogged this from corisaysrawr
  10. violet-hourrs reblogged this from thepunkygypsy
  11. pitzia reblogged this from stupidwhiteruby
  12. bainmr reblogged this from jodatuopinion
  13. only-me-here-hi reblogged this from imhyperdearie
  14. insertclassic-url-here reblogged this from turnntechgodhead
  15. jujujoshua reblogged this from escape-into-fandoms
  16. purify-the-revolution reblogged this from corisaysrawr
  17. jedwardfan1998 reblogged this from sassmasterblaineanderson
  18. lodgasmedusa reblogged this from reerocksstuff
  19. theamazingpieceofshit reblogged this from cockmelody
  20. enchantingbiebs reblogged this from percybby
  21. nicolosity reblogged this from whenthetardisarrives
  22. i-am-cumberbatched reblogged this from imdraco
  23. cakeoftartarus reblogged this from cockmelody
  24. whenthetardisarrives reblogged this from the-sort-of-okay-gatsby
  25. bluelikethegrass reblogged this from turnntechgodhead
  26. thecutestkittycat reblogged this from sunnflowers
  27. ziggyinthisthang reblogged this from jodatuopinion
  28. another-side-effect-of-life reblogged this from hobbitsandblueboxes
  29. cornelllaw reblogged this from greviousmentalharm