May 2013
1 tag
fan-ler asked: 420 graze it
2 tags
suddenly the valentines day cards that i made last year for the onceler fandom are getting notes
aud-ler:
why is the once-ler’s mother not proud of him to begin with
he can cook
he can knit and sew
he can draw
he can play the guitar
he can sing really frickin amazingly
he’s really witty
and i mean look at him
if i gave birth to that i would cry and consider it an accomplishment
dragonsandjackolanterns:
first kisses ☆ﾐ(o*･ω･)ﾉ
french kisses (＝⌒▽⌒＝)
short kisses (✿◠‿◠)
long kisses （＠＾▽＾＠）ノ
sleepy kisses (◡‿◡✿)
platonic kisses (︶ω︶)
romantic kisses (“⌒∇⌒”)
passionate kisses (´ω｀★)
goodbye kisses (●´‿｀●)
kisses (ღ˘⌣˘ღ) ♫･*:.｡. .｡.:*･
guccified:
For everybody who reblogs this I will scroll through your blog and leave a message in your ask box on how I predict your life is like. What kind of a person you come off to me as/ what your interests and hobbies are. I will also leave nice little compliments (this was not my original idea, I just would like to do it)
2 tags
rory-odair asked: anon, you can piss off bc carsen makes me laugh really hard and one time i started coughing really hard and almost threw up and like i've only done that watching kevin hart so yes carsen is very funny so swiggity swag jump in the bag
Anonymous asked: Have you ever just eaten frosting right out of the can? I have omg but once i noticed they go bad i was like nuh uh, but the label said "yeah, two weeks and its done, bub" and i was like shit so i had a funeral as i lowered it into the trash can so yeah
Anonymous asked: mmm bby
Anonymous asked: THUG LIFE
Anonymous asked: BUNGEBONGO
Anonymous asked: You're not funny
mr-once-ler asked: unf
send me "unf" and i'll answer this
You are:
[] Cute [] Adorable [] Beautiful [] Sexy [] askjdgfj
If you kissed me I would:
[] Kiss you back [] Be shocked [] Smile and laugh [] Push you away [] Slap you
If you asked me out I would say:
[] No [] Yes [] HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, YES
Can we cuddle?
[] No thank you [] Yes please
Sex?
[] No thank you [] Yes please [] Now. Right now. My bed. Hurry.
flexed:
“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer
vriska-ler:
“women aren’t allowed to—”
“women shouldn’t/can’t ___ because periods”
“men are biologically better than women at—”
“only men can/should—”
“it’s not ladylike to—”
“you’re not a real woman if you don’t—”
“men are dominant and superior—”
“women have to—”
“she’s a slut/whore/trashy woman because she likes to have sex”
“she asked for it/it was her fault for—”
...
thatpikachuisaspy:
Boys who respect girls (✿◠‿◠)
Girls who respect boys (✿◠‿◠)
Respect (✿◠‿◠)
2 tags
thegayloki:
you know what should be a thing? like, marriage, except it’s for friends
and you have this big ceremony thing where all your friends and family are there and you say that you wanna be best bros for life and shit
and on the night of the ceremony you dont have sex but you get a hotel room and eat pizza and play video games or have a marathon of your favourite tv show and then you go...
2 tags
1 tag
maehgan:
i may have liked your post but that doesn’t mean i like you
eddie-the-coconut-head:
tardisparkingonly:
The Doctor’s name should be Justin Time.
go home
nodesiretogrowup asked: 7,8,9,12,13,14,16
celebrate-the-magic:
The creators of The Annoying Orange are being sued.
IF YOU'RE NOT CHICKEN... REBLOG THIS & SEE WHAT...
thesocialpariah:
samanthagrimes:
1. Crazy
2. I’d marry you
3. I’d date you
4. Sarcastic
5. I miss you
6. I’d kiss you
7. Beautiful
8. Smart
9. Imaginative
10. Random
11. Jerk
12. Funny
13. Awesome
14. Amazing
15. Tough
16. Cute
17. I’d hit you with a bus
18. I love you
19. Weird
20. Friends forever
21. Marry me
22. Your mine
23. I never want to loose you
I must admit,...
rexuality:
the brave little toaster more like this movie is fucked up as shit?????
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goldshirts-tightpants:
little-goose:
Excuse me but Into Darkness has been out for a week, why are there no posts talking about the fact that Cucumberpatch makes the face that suggests he’s going to steal christmas
I mean really
I HAVE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR A WEEK TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THAT STUPID FACE REMINDED ME OF AND THIS IS IT. THIS IS IT. THE FUCKING GRINCH.
jimmypagesunderagedgirlfriend:
im making a tracklist for my first album
i h8 men
feminist rant pt. 1
i’m not gonna fucking shave my legs
i’ll eat whatever i want to you stupid fuck
cats are better than boys
feminist rant pt. 2
don’t tell me how to dress
i drink male tears for breakfast
ur non-intersectional white feminism is making me want to throw up on u
im not pmsing ur just an...
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
show a man tumblr and he will laugh for a second. teach a man to use tumblr and watch him spiral into insanity
someone saying that they’ve missed you
or that they appreciate you
or that something reminded them of you
basically someone making you feel that they’ve thought of you and that you being around means something to them
send me "unf" and i'll answer this
You are:
[] Cute [] Adorable [] Beautiful [] Sexy [] askjdgfj
If you kissed me I would:
[] Kiss you back [] Be shocked [] Smile and laugh [] Push you away [] Slap you
If you asked me out I would say:
[] No [] Yes [] HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, YES
Can we cuddle?
[] No thank you [] Yes please
Sex?
[] No thank you [] Yes please [] Now. Right now. My bed. Hurry.
Hint Hint
If I follow you
or
I followed you back
it means I looked over your blog and read your rps
and I like the way you write/rp
which means I want to interact… but I might be too shy to start anything. Just saying.
